Those are “40+ Best Funny Good Morning Quotes”, wishes, and texts to share with your loved ones and make them feel special.
Funny Good Morning Quotes: Sending a funny good morning quote or text to your loved ones can make their entire day bright and happy. Every morning serves as a time when one needs some motivation. By sending your dear ones these quotes and saying funny good morning messages, you can undoubtedly make them happy with a good laugh and bring a teasing smile to their faces. These are some of the best funny good morning messages short and long, that will make him or her smile, and laugh.
Funny Good Morning Quotes Message for Him or Her
😍Good morning, I hope you are feeling well. The sun is shining brightly and it’s a great day for you.
😍Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
😍Good Morning to someone who sets, when the sun rises, and rises, when the sun sets! Pretty sure you’ve got that backwards, my love! Have a nice nap!
😍Good morning, cutie pie! I hope your day is as sweet as you are.
😍“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”
😍“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.”
😍“Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.”
😍“I’m not an early bird at all. Ideally, on Saturday morning I’d allow myself a lovely lie-in. 10:45 would be just right.”
😍I had everything I could ever want in life … then the alarm rings. Hello, world! Good Morning!
😍Getting up early is the first sleep in the wrong direction! Good morning my Love
😍“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
😍“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
😍“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!”
😍“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
😍“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.”
😍“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
😍“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
😍“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.”
😍“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.”
😍“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
😍“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.”
😍“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
😍You have a message: wake up you lazy.
😍The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!
😍I was going to make breakfast but the alarm rang. Looks like I’ll have cereal today!
😍Good morning to you. Good luck with trying to find a good mood today!
😍Why do they call it beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll!
😍Every morning gives me a reason to think logically so I can know who shines more, you or the sun. Good morning, baby.
😍“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
😍“I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.”
😍“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
😍“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!”
😍“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
😍“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.”
😍“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.”
😍Do you want breakfast in bed? If yes, it’s not possible today, because I’m already at work. Good morning, honey.
😍I was about to say ‘Shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning!
😍Our snooze button does not have the power to delay the sun from rising in the morning. Time simply does not wait for anyone.
😍You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.
😍You wake up in the morning and lo! Your purse is magically filled with twenty-four hours of the unmanufactured tissue of the universe of your life. It is yours
Funny Good Morning Quotes and Messages for Best Friends
😍Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
😍The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!
😍My dear friend, before you awaken, I think about how lucky I am. You are kind of a nightmare, in the morning!
😍Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
😍You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!
😍Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!
😍Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!
😍Don’t you just hate that part of every morning when you have to get out of your bed and take part in the real-life? Me too, friend, me too.
😍A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!
😍Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!
😍Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!
😍Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
😍A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!
😍Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.
😍I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!
😍You and I could totally be a morning person. Only if mornings happened at noon.
😍Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
😍Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.
Long and Short Funny Good Morning Quotes for Him
😍Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!
😍Good morning baby! I dreamt about you last night, and you made me scared. Come and meet me soon. Do not think I miss you; I just only want to see a ghost alive. Love you
😍“I hate mornings, they start so early.”
😍“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
😍 “Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
😍"Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse."
😍“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”
😍Hi, good morning, baby. I love you more than my morning coffee. So, stop acting like a cold wine sometimes. You are not only a lifeline to me but a weird headache at the same time.
😍I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!
😍Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.
😍It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!
😍Good morning Babe! I love you a latte. Even more than my morning cup of a coffee, so you know it’s serious!….XO
😍Hey, hey, hey. Good morning to my #1 man. Hope your morning coffee is as hot as you are!
😍Morning sweetie! You’re the bacon to my eggs and the syrup to my pancakes! Love you!🥰
😍Good morning babe! I’ve been thinking about you a TON today…ok it’s like only 9 am but still…
😍Good morning Babe! Texting you has my heart racing! Oh, wait…false alarm that’s just my coffee!☕
😍A very good morning, sweetheart; you are like a piece of bacon to my egg and a sweet syrup in the pancake. Sometimes you act like a pinch of salt in my tea; anyhow, I can bear it. Love you, my support system.
😍Wishing you a refreshing cup of coffee and a very short Monday! Good morning!
😍Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.
😍You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!
😍Hello my love, may you have a beautiful morning. But definitely, morning is not as attractive as I am. Anyways enjoy your morning.
😍Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!
😍You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!
Short and Long Funny Good Morning Quotes for Her
😍I always give my 100% while at work: 10% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 35% on Wednesday, 25% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. What about you?
😍This is me saying good morning. Tell me yours. Good morning again, darling.
😍Wake up! Let’s look forward to seeing the night stars again tonight. I hope you satisfied the mosquitoes at night, they’ll be waiting tonight, too.
😍If I ever get disconnected from you, I’ll definitely repair the connection that minute, because you mean much to me. Good morning, my darling.
😍Good morning baby girl. It’s a pleasing day and the sun is shining just as bright as you today. I feel super lucky to say that this little sunshine is mine.
😍If this message doesn’t make you laugh, read it again and don’t stop until you laugh. Good morning, dearie.
😍Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear!
😍I wish I could send this message in my handwriting, but, well, let’s manage. Good morning, baby.
😍Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
😍It’s Monday morning. Wake up and do extra work. Good morning, beauty.
😍I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you in this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interests! Good morning!
😍Let every day go by, but I decided that, today, you must wake up to a good morning text from me. Mama, I made it! Good morning, darling.
😍You don’t look too good in the morning; I guess that’s why you prefer to sleep through it. Wishing you a good morning so you’ll actually wake up looking awesome!
😍Roses are red, and violets are blue if kissing you all day is a crime, I have totally forgotten my rhyme… Please blow me a kiss all the same. Good morning,baby.
😍Eating and missing whatever food you cooked, missing it because it will be a great addition to what I’m eating. Good morning, honey.
😍No girl in the world, apart from you, is as beautiful as you. Have a nice day, dearest dearie.
😍Good morning babe! I wish I didn’t have to wait all day to get you naked.
Funny Good Morning Messages For Your Boyfriend
😍Morning sleepyhead! I know you check your phone every morning. So I just had to send you this text to remind you that… I am AWESOME. Have a great day! Love you!
😍I’m making breakfast, I can’t stop thinking about how waffle-y cute you are…
😍Good morning to the man who stole my heart! And I totally don’t mind by the way, it’s all yours my love!
😍Morning babe, you’re so lucky that you’re my boyfriend, because I am looking good today!
😍Morning babe! I hope your day is as egg-cellent as you are!"
😍Morning! I just got out of the shower, but I can’t seem to reach this spot on my back. You should come over and help…:)
😍Good morning babe! Aside from pizza, I crave you most.
😍Good morning you beast! Fun fact: I like my men like I like my coffee, warming me up every morning!
😍Morning honey! All I’m going to want at the end of this day is a tall glass of you! Can’t wait to see you later for date night! XO
Sweet and Romantic Funny Good Morning Messages
😍Good morning, beautiful! I hope you have a wonderful day. Have a great day!
😍May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, and rains fall soft upon your fields. May you stay forever young.
😍I don't need coffee or a cigarette to kick start my day. You have already done that.
😍Good morning my dear and beautiful lady. This warm message is for you to wish you a great day full of energy, joy and enthusiasm. Have a wonderful day!
😍My love, I dreamed about you last night. We were flying over the ocean on the back of a sea turtle. It was so romantic. Nothing could beat it! I will text you more in the morning, but right now…I’m going to take a steamy shower with you on my mind. xoxoxo
😍Happy Valentine’s Day to my amazing girlfriend! You have captured my heart so completely, it’s hard to put into words! I have no doubt that we are meant to be and that I am the luckiest girl in the world to have you by my side.
😍Hey, you! Good Morning, I hope that you have a great day. I just in
😍Good morning honey! I love you, and thank you for being mine. I am the luckiest girl in the world.
😍Good morning cutie, I love you! I am so lucky to have you. You are the best girlfriend ever and I can’t wait to see you again.
😍You are the only woman I am so crazy about. You are my everything, my happiness, and my sweet destiny. I love you to the moon and back.
😍I love you so much it hurts. These “I love you’s” may feel like heavy chains on my soul, but I can’t fight them. I can never escape them. They are all that I am.
😍Good morning babe! I couldn’t wait for the day to start and see your beautiful face. I love you so much and can’t wait to see you tonight. _ has been so busy at work lately and I’m always sorry that I have to go home alone, but it’s good for the overtime check! Hope your day is as amazing as you are. Don’t forget about tonight!
😍A good morning wish for you my love, hope your day is filled with much joy. To start the day right, my love send a kiss to you. Let’s have a beautiful Valentines Day!
😍You look so cute when you sleep. I love waking up to your smile. I hope you have a great day, sweetheart.
Funny Good Morning Love Message for Wife to Make Her Smile
😍Lovely wife, sending you good morning wish. I would expect the sweet surprise you have for me by tonight or else I won’t be gifting your favourite dress you asked me for.
😍Dear wife, sending you good morning wish through this lovely text. Make sure you bake me a cake today and have it ready or else I won’t gift you the surprise I have in store for you.
😍Dearest wife, I wish you a good morning. I hope you enjoyed the delicious breakfast I made for you and expect the sweet dessert for tonight for me ready failing which tomorrow no breakfast from me.
😍Through this text, I, your husband wish you a good morning sweetheart wife. Dear I want my money back you took from my wallet or else I won’t take you out to the special date.
😍Cute wife, have a good morning filled with sweet moments. Make sure you bring me a wallet from your tour and not come empty-handed like last time.
Funny Good Morning Love Message for Husband to Make Him Laugh
😍Dear husband, sending you good morning wish through this text. I hope you remember the best birthday treat you will give today or else tomorrow morning you will find me waking up in the other room.
😍This text is meant to make your day sweeter than yesterday, so you’ll be paying for it. Good morning, dear.
😍Morning love! Make sure you have a bright and clear day and wear your glasses all through to ensure that though
😍Dear husband, I send you a good morning wish. I wish you surprised me today with the gift I asked you for, and since you haven’t I also didn’t show you the secret surprise for you.
😍Go back to sleep, since you want to sleep the whole day. And I’ll be waiting for your good morning text. Good morning, babe.
😍Hey! This is to inform you that there will be a one-minute silence to commemorate the loss of the mosquitoes I killed last night for you! Good morning.
😍Good morning to the worst morning person I know! May you roll out of bed with style today.
😍How is this possible? How am I constantly waking up to the hottest man in the world?
😍Lovely husband, sending you good morning wish through this text. I would love to have a morning surprise each day to make my day beautiful failing which you would have to eat what I cook.
😍You are the bacon to my eggs, the PB to my J, and the French to my toast. Just wanted to say good morning, and also that I’m very hungry right now.
😍Wake up and shine till you disgrace the sun. But know that you can not outshine me. Good morning to you, honey.
😍Today will be a great day. There is a chance that your boss will sleep off in the office today and would not go on with the dreaded meeting! Good morning my sweetheart have a burst of beautiful sunshine.
😍Staying up all night with you and I forgot to tell you, "good morning, babe."
😍I woke up today with the best morning eulogies meant for no one but you, but I have totally forgotten them! So I will just say GOOD MORNING!
😍Dearest husband, wish you a good morning. I eagerly am waiting for your secret surprise you promised and hope I will get soon or else the morning breakfast is cancelled until I have it.
😍It’s morning and I wanted you to wake up to this text, so you’ll feel like a Superman. Good morning to you, darling.
😍The morning is eventually here! Despite how many times you hit that snooze button of the alarm clock! Good morning dear husband.
😍Wake up baby… Get the chance to go on full concert mode in the shower! So inspiring right?
FAQs
What is a unique short good morning quotes?
- “Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
- “Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
- “I hate mornings, they start so early.”
- “Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse.”
- “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”
How do you say good morning in a sweet way?
- Good morning babe! I wish I didn’t have to wait all day to get you naked.
- Great morning it is, and the escape from what I couldn’t do this morning was even sweeter. Good morning, baby.
- Not being around to look at your pretty face, I feel like I have less work to do today. Have an awesome morning, honey.
- You know I’m a true peacekeeper, but let me finish my coffee first and nobody gets hurt! Have a good morning afterward!
- Wake up to this message saying good morning, then meet all the housework I ran away from. Good morning, my darling.
Conclusion
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